Make room for the return of the SLY FUCKIN' DAWGS.

So, I'm quite aware of the extended absence of the sly dogery, but hear me out... we've been out savin' the mothafuckin world yo. I mean, look...osama's dead. who the fuck do you think pulled that shit off? that's right nigga. Here's a kicker to get things back into shape.

You: yo

You: whats hanging my sly fucking dawg

Stranger: hey hey hey

You: you are, a sly fucking dawg, right?

Stranger: no

You: well

You: why the fuck not?

You: dont tell me..

Stranger: cuz

You: youre straightfoward?

You: oh hail naw.

You: hail naw nigga

Stranger: sometimes

You: that shit dun fly here

You: tell me right now

You: youre a sly fucking dawg

You: and i wont rape your children

Stranger: u talk funny

You: oh, so not only do you make fun of the sly dawgs

You: youre making personal assaults?

You: aight nigga.

You: GG

You: you

You: my tree

You: 10 pm

You: see ya

Whale cum to the website

Damn straightforward fucks.

Stranger: Hello.

You: hey there

You: how are you today?

Stranger: Fine, I suppose. How are you?

You: You suppose? Well okay.. I'm good, just got done finishing a large report for class

Stranger: Oh cool. I put in the hint of..."blaargh"...in there on purpose.

Stranger: I...

Stranger: Don't really feel fine, but it's probably annoying for you to here that.

You: Why would it be annoying =\?

Stranger: My bad, next time I'll just say "Fine."

You: Wasn't trying to apprehend you for it, was just wondering :P

Stranger: I don't know, maybe I'm making excuses. I feel like it doesn't really matter if I say something.

You: Well then

You: Can i ask you a question?

Stranger: Sure, go ahead.

You: If you were a dog, are you sly?

Stranger: Hmm.

Stranger: No, I don't think so.

You: No?

You: Then, would you be straightfoward?

Stranger: It's easy to be straightforward.

Stranger: So yes.

You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?

Stranger: I'm trying to make sense of what you just said.

You: Well sir, i hope you have the worst fucking day ever

C.A.T : Cocks and Tits. Straightfoward fucks strike again.

The goddamn straightfoward fuckers dare defy the sly dogs...yet now they come under a new name....cats. GG to the fucker down there:

You: sup dug

You: you a sly fucking mother dog?

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: no. imma cat

You: cats eat beans and rice

You: with spice

You: twice a day

You: while listening to thrice

You: on ice

You: you rolled the dice

You: and now its not nice

You: that you call yourself a cat, i will splice you in half

You: now once again, are you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: no fuck you