Make room for the return of the SLY FUCKIN' DAWGS.

So, I'm quite aware of the extended absence of the sly dogery, but hear me out... we've been out savin' the mothafuckin world yo. I mean, look...osama's dead. who the fuck do you think pulled that shit off? that's right nigga. Here's a kicker to get things back into shape.

You: yo

You: whats hanging my sly fucking dawg

Stranger: hey hey hey

You: you are, a sly fucking dawg, right?

Stranger: no

You: well

You: why the fuck not?

You: dont tell me..

Stranger: cuz

You: youre straightfoward?

You: oh hail naw.

You: hail naw nigga

Stranger: sometimes

You: that shit dun fly here

You: tell me right now

You: youre a sly fucking dawg

You: and i wont rape your children

Stranger: u talk funny

You: oh, so not only do you make fun of the sly dawgs

You: youre making personal assaults?

You: aight nigga.

You: GG

You: you

You: my tree

You: 10 pm

You: see ya

Whale cum to the website

Damn straightforward fucks.

Stranger: Hello.

You: hey there

You: how are you today?

Stranger: Fine, I suppose. How are you?

You: You suppose? Well okay.. I'm good, just got done finishing a large report for class

Stranger: Oh cool. I put in the hint of..."blaargh"...in there on purpose.

Stranger: I...

Stranger: Don't really feel fine, but it's probably annoying for you to here that.

You: Why would it be annoying =\?

Stranger: My bad, next time I'll just say "Fine."

You: Wasn't trying to apprehend you for it, was just wondering :P

Stranger: I don't know, maybe I'm making excuses. I feel like it doesn't really matter if I say something.

You: Well then

You: Can i ask you a question?

Stranger: Sure, go ahead.

You: If you were a dog, are you sly?

Stranger: Hmm.

Stranger: No, I don't think so.

You: No?

You: Then, would you be straightfoward?

Stranger: It's easy to be straightforward.

Stranger: So yes.

You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?

Stranger: I'm trying to make sense of what you just said.

You: Well sir, i hope you have the worst fucking day ever

C.A.T : Cocks and Tits. Straightfoward fucks strike again.

The goddamn straightfoward fuckers dare defy the sly dogs...yet now they come under a new name....cats. GG to the fucker down there:

You: sup dug

You: you a sly fucking mother dog?

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: no. imma cat

You: cats eat beans and rice

You: with spice

You: twice a day

You: while listening to thrice

You: on ice

You: you rolled the dice

You: and now its not nice

You: that you call yourself a cat, i will splice you in half

You: now once again, are you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: no fuck you

Our Mortal Enemy

Fellow sly dogs, a new force has arisen to tear down the walls which hold us so dear and near. This "force" is none other but the stupid fucking nigger bitch straightfoward..did i mention bitch? Bitch ....Tina. If you EVER, and i mean EVER, encounter this creature, please do not hesitate to slay on spot. That is all, carry on.

Wazzzuppp Sly fucking DAWGS

Apologies for the delay in the sly dog adventures, but you will enjoy this. Not only did i uncover another fuck in the world, i showed him that SLY FUCKING DOGS > ALL.

You: HEY YOU

You: ARE YOU A SLY FUCKING DOG?

Stranger: The U.S of A

You: or are you a stupid straightfoward nigger

Stranger: i AM Tha head

You: tha head?

You: of the sly fucking dogs?

Stranger: From tHA Hood

You: are you a sly fucking dog?

You: or a straightfoward shitfuck

Stranger: Of course, aren't ou?

You: hell yes

You: slyfdog.blogspot.com

You: please visit

Stranger: I think you are a chicken?

You: fucking no

Stranger: Bha bha bha b ha

You: well i'll be damned.

You: you think im straightfoward?

You: son, get your shit in line

You: or i'll slap your shit

Stranger: of course newfag

You: hey

You: seattle down

Stranger: what?

You: seattle down

Stranger: I cannot compute

You: SEE-AT-EL-DOWN

You: you straightfoward nigger

Stranger: You piece of niggerloving backstabbing lamefag

You: i see we got a straightfoward nigger on our hands

You: well only one way to deal with these stupid pieces of shit

Stranger: I bet you can't triforce!

You: oh a /b/tard?

You: no room in the sly dog world, sorry.

You: bye nigger, i'll come back to lynch you another day,

The movement has begun.

Sly dogs, today is a day to remember. The sly dogs are on the hunt. Beginning by infiltrating the minds of our opposition, we will spread our cause to the deepest roots of sraightfowardness. Carry on my wayward sly fuckings dogs.

You: wazzzzuppp my sly fucking dog

Stranger: hey

You: can i ask you a question?

Stranger: mhmm

You: Sly, or staightfoward?

Stranger: straightforward.

You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?

Stranger: i like straightforward dogs.

You: next thing you know you might call yourself a nigger

Stranger: i'm not, so i won't.

You: do not speak to me in that tone of voice mister

You: you a sly fucking dog

Stranger: sorry /:

You: so one more chance

You: are you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: yes.

You: good man

You: like a mother fucking great dane?

Stranger: yup.

You: GOOD DEAL.

Sad news fellow sly dogs...a word from your warchief:

Dogs, Slys, and fuckings. Where ever you are, please stop and read this tragic news. Your fellow warchief has been diagnosed with a rare from of straightforward disease, known as a cold. Due to such immense illness, i could not find the time to unearth more of my brethren. Until tomorrow my sly fuckings dogs.