Damn straightforward fucks.
Stranger: Hello.
You: hey there
You: how are you today?
Stranger: Fine, I suppose. How are you?
You: You suppose? Well okay.. I'm good, just got done finishing a large report for class
Stranger: Oh cool. I put in the hint of..."blaargh"...in there on purpose.
Stranger: I...
Stranger: Don't really feel fine, but it's probably annoying for you to here that.
You: Why would it be annoying =\?
Stranger: My bad, next time I'll just say "Fine."
You: Wasn't trying to apprehend you for it, was just wondering :P
Stranger: I don't know, maybe I'm making excuses. I feel like it doesn't really matter if I say something.
You: Well then
You: Can i ask you a question?
Stranger: Sure, go ahead.
You: If you were a dog, are you sly?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: No, I don't think so.
You: No?
You: Then, would you be straightfoward?
Stranger: It's easy to be straightforward.
Stranger: So yes.
You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?
Stranger: I'm trying to make sense of what you just said.
You: Well sir, i hope you have the worst fucking day ever
