Our Mortal Enemy

Fellow sly dogs, a new force has arisen to tear down the walls which hold us so dear and near. This "force" is none other but the stupid fucking nigger bitch straightfoward..did i mention bitch? Bitch ....Tina. If you EVER, and i mean EVER, encounter this creature, please do not hesitate to slay on spot. That is all, carry on.

Wazzzuppp Sly fucking DAWGS

Apologies for the delay in the sly dog adventures, but you will enjoy this. Not only did i uncover another fuck in the world, i showed him that SLY FUCKING DOGS > ALL.

You: HEY YOU

You: ARE YOU A SLY FUCKING DOG?

Stranger: The U.S of A

You: or are you a stupid straightfoward nigger

Stranger: i AM Tha head

You: tha head?

You: of the sly fucking dogs?

Stranger: From tHA Hood

You: are you a sly fucking dog?

You: or a straightfoward shitfuck

Stranger: Of course, aren't ou?

You: hell yes

You: slyfdog.blogspot.com

You: please visit

Stranger: I think you are a chicken?

You: fucking no

Stranger: Bha bha bha b ha

You: well i'll be damned.

You: you think im straightfoward?

You: son, get your shit in line

You: or i'll slap your shit

Stranger: of course newfag

You: hey

You: seattle down

Stranger: what?

You: seattle down

Stranger: I cannot compute

You: SEE-AT-EL-DOWN

You: you straightfoward nigger

Stranger: You piece of niggerloving backstabbing lamefag

You: i see we got a straightfoward nigger on our hands

You: well only one way to deal with these stupid pieces of shit

Stranger: I bet you can't triforce!

You: oh a /b/tard?

You: no room in the sly dog world, sorry.

You: bye nigger, i'll come back to lynch you another day,

The movement has begun.

Sly dogs, today is a day to remember. The sly dogs are on the hunt. Beginning by infiltrating the minds of our opposition, we will spread our cause to the deepest roots of sraightfowardness. Carry on my wayward sly fuckings dogs.

You: wazzzzuppp my sly fucking dog

Stranger: hey

You: can i ask you a question?

Stranger: mhmm

You: Sly, or staightfoward?

Stranger: straightforward.

You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?

Stranger: i like straightforward dogs.

You: next thing you know you might call yourself a nigger

Stranger: i'm not, so i won't.

You: do not speak to me in that tone of voice mister

You: you a sly fucking dog

Stranger: sorry /:

You: so one more chance

You: are you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: yes.

You: good man

You: like a mother fucking great dane?

Stranger: yup.

You: GOOD DEAL.

Sad news fellow sly dogs...a word from your warchief:

Dogs, Slys, and fuckings. Where ever you are, please stop and read this tragic news. Your fellow warchief has been diagnosed with a rare from of straightforward disease, known as a cold. Due to such immense illness, i could not find the time to unearth more of my brethren. Until tomorrow my sly fuckings dogs.

Another day, another straightforward dog. A word of advice from your friendly sly dog

Yo my sly dogs. Today, I learned something, with the little help of my main sly dog ambassador. We are sly. fucking. dogs. Under no circumstances do we associate with straightforward fucking dogs. Got it? Here's the ambassador's findings. He worked some magic on facebook:

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:19pm
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:21pm Report
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SLY DOG SO DONT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU ARE

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:22pm
holy fuck you are one wily sly fucking dog. i swear carol, you are just ridiculous. will you go to that site still if i show you my face? i need to spread the god damn word of the sly fucking dogs, and any rebellious dogs need to get the fuck out and be a straight forward dog

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:24pm Report
the thing is you think you're a sly dog when you're not. so therefore you're just completely screwing up the world of the sly dogs because they're getting the wrong reputation because of the freaking idiots like you who think they're something they're not. YOU'RE NOT A SLY DOG.

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:26pm
THE SLY FUCKING DOG'S WERE CREATED YESTERDAY HOLY FUCK, THERE ARE ONLY TWO IN GOD DAMN EXISTENCE OTHER THAN THE ONE BITCH I FOUND EARLIER WHOSE NAME WAS MIRANDA THE UNSCRUPULOUS DOG THEN I JUST FOUND SOME GUY AFTER YOU WHO IS ALSO A SLY FUCKING DOG SO IN TOTAL THERE IS 4, 5 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE. HOLY SHIT, spread the word my dog, if not, be a straight forward dog and get out of here

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:28pm Report
i'll get the hell out of here because i do NOT want to be a sly dog. i want to be ME. NOT A SLY DOG. okay? OKAY.

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:29pm
alright bye

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:29pm
this is definitely going on the slyfdog site btw

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:30pm Report
GOOD. im gladd.

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:32pm
no you are supposed to say goodbye, i get the last word in though because i am a sly mother fucking immature dog

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:33pm Report
fuck nahhh. i have a habit of having to have the last word. you're not a sly dog. maybe an immature one. but not sly. sorry bud

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:34pm
this is going on the site regardless fuck yeah
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Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:35pm Report
dumbless site ive ever seen

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:36pm
alright i am DONE WITH THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:37pm Report
thankgod

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:38pm
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ADDED ME

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:39pm Report
IM KIDDING CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:40pm
i am so god damn confused, and i am chill. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL IF YOU WERE NOT AWARE, BUT I WAS BECAUSE I AM A SLY FUCKING DOG

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:40pm Report
GO SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:45pm
really. just stop.

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:46pm Report
i'd love to

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:47pm
I MEANT THE STUPID SHIT LIKE SHAVING MY GRANDMOTHER, SLY FUCKING DOGS DON'T HAVE GRANDMOTHERS. WHAT WE ARE DISCUSSING IS SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT, BUT I CAN'T DISCUSS IT WITH A STRAIGHT FORWARD DOG, ARE YOU A STRAIGHT FORWARD DOG OR A SLY FUCKING DOG?

Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:49pm Report
i'm whatever you're not hopefully

Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:51pm
i am the ambassador sly fucking dog so you can not possibly be that but you can still be a sly fucking dog.

Yooooo my sly dogs.

Greetings traveler. haha just kidding whats up my sly fucking dogs, meet our new memeber:

You: wazzzzuppp my sly dog

Stranger: not much homie

You: you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: not so much

You: not so much?

You: i think you're pretty fucking sly, and a dog

You: that'd make a sly fucking dog

Stranger: nah, i'm human and pretty average at that

You: i dont know

You: you're slyness is off the chains bro

You: can i ask you question?

Stranger: sure

You: if you were a dog, are you fucking sly?

Stranger: nope, though i feel like you would pretend to be one

You: me? pretend?

You: nah man im a fucking sly dog

You: you're a sly fucking dog

You: and you're proud

Stranger: not really

You: admit it

You: you can't prove you're not

Stranger: you wouldnt even believe me if i tried

You: go for it

You: i respect all my fellow sly fucking dogs

Stranger: but i'm not one, i'm just a second year university student trying to not run out of money so i can pay my rent and tuition

You: that sir, would make you a sly fucking dog

You: one of the upper rank must i add.

Stranger: also, i'm not a sir. and no, i'm not. i'm only in university on scholarships and government aid

You: all my sly dogs are fucking sirs

You: you sir, are a sly fucking dog

You: and i can prove it

Stranger: oh really?

You: yeah

You: You're sly, you're fucking, and you're a dog. You know what that makes you?

You: A SLY FUCKING DOG BRO.

Introduction to the world of the sly dogs

Wazzzzup my sly fucking dogs. This is how we are gonna roll 'round these parts. I'm going to go on omegle.com, discover my fellow sly dogs, and report back. Enjoy.

Stranger: hi

You: Wazzzuppp sly fucking dawwwgg

You: whats hanging?

You: oh wait

You: you are

Stranger: my dick

You: CUZ UR A NIGGER

Stranger: u r a racist and a pedophile

You: you're a sly fucking dog

You: like a mother fucking great dane or some shit

Stranger: thats right

Stranger: i fucked your sister

Stranger: and your mother

You: Sly. fucking. dog

You: you are a sly fucking dog

You: dly sucking fog

Stranger: yup

You: can i ask you a question?

Stranger: what the fuck, sure...

You: If you were a dog, are you super fucking sly?

Stranger: fuck yes

You: can i get that in caps?

Stranger: FUCK YES

You: IM A SLY FUCKING DOG AND IM PROUD

You: SCREAM IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT

Stranger: IM A SLY FUCKING DOG AND IM PROUD OF MY BIG DICK

You: ROFL

You: FUCKING NIGGER