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Damn straightforward fucks.

Stranger: Hello.

You: hey there

You: how are you today?

Stranger: Fine, I suppose. How are you?

You: You suppose? Well okay.. I'm good, just got done finishing a large report for class

Stranger: Oh cool. I put in the hint of..."blaargh"...in there on purpose.

Stranger: I...

Stranger: Don't really feel fine, but it's probably annoying for you to here that.

You: Why would it be annoying =\?

Stranger: My bad, next time I'll just say "Fine."

You: Wasn't trying to apprehend you for it, was just wondering :P

Stranger: I don't know, maybe I'm making excuses. I feel like it doesn't really matter if I say something.

You: Well then

You: Can i ask you a question?

Stranger: Sure, go ahead.

You: If you were a dog, are you sly?

Stranger: Hmm.

Stranger: No, I don't think so.

You: No?

You: Then, would you be straightfoward?

Stranger: It's easy to be straightforward.

Stranger: So yes.

You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?

Stranger: I'm trying to make sense of what you just said.

You: Well sir, i hope you have the worst fucking day ever