The movement has begun.

Sly dogs, today is a day to remember. The sly dogs are on the hunt. Beginning by infiltrating the minds of our opposition, we will spread our cause to the deepest roots of sraightfowardness. Carry on my wayward sly fuckings dogs.

You: wazzzzuppp my sly fucking dog

Stranger: hey

You: can i ask you a question?

Stranger: mhmm

You: Sly, or staightfoward?

Stranger: straightforward.

You: so stranger you think its okay to be a straightfoward fucking dog? cause if so you really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now. I may not be a hater, but straighfoward dogs really have no fucking place in the world, how can you be against that?

Stranger: i like straightforward dogs.

You: next thing you know you might call yourself a nigger

Stranger: i'm not, so i won't.

You: do not speak to me in that tone of voice mister

You: you a sly fucking dog

Stranger: sorry /:

You: so one more chance

You: are you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: yes.

You: good man

You: like a mother fucking great dane?

Stranger: yup.

You: GOOD DEAL.