Yo my sly dogs. Today, I learned something, with the little help of my main sly dog ambassador. We are sly. fucking. dogs. Under no circumstances do we associate with straightforward fucking dogs. Got it? Here's the ambassador's findings. He worked some magic on facebook:
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:19pm
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:21pm Report
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SLY DOG SO DONT EVEN ACT LIKE YOU ARE
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:22pm
holy fuck you are one wily sly fucking dog. i swear carol, you are just ridiculous. will you go to that site still if i show you my face? i need to spread the god damn word of the sly fucking dogs, and any rebellious dogs need to get the fuck out and be a straight forward dog
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:24pm Report
the thing is you think you're a sly dog when you're not. so therefore you're just completely screwing up the world of the sly dogs because they're getting the wrong reputation because of the freaking idiots like you who think they're something they're not. YOU'RE NOT A SLY DOG.
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:26pm
THE SLY FUCKING DOG'S WERE CREATED YESTERDAY HOLY FUCK, THERE ARE ONLY TWO IN GOD DAMN EXISTENCE OTHER THAN THE ONE BITCH I FOUND EARLIER WHOSE NAME WAS MIRANDA THE UNSCRUPULOUS DOG THEN I JUST FOUND SOME GUY AFTER YOU WHO IS ALSO A SLY FUCKING DOG SO IN TOTAL THERE IS 4, 5 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE. HOLY SHIT, spread the word my dog, if not, be a straight forward dog and get out of here
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:28pm Report
i'll get the hell out of here because i do NOT want to be a sly dog. i want to be ME. NOT A SLY DOG. okay? OKAY.
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:29pm
alright bye
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:29pm
this is definitely going on the slyfdog site btw
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:30pm Report
GOOD. im gladd.
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:32pm
no you are supposed to say goodbye, i get the last word in though because i am a sly mother fucking immature dog
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:33pm Report
fuck nahhh. i have a habit of having to have the last word. you're not a sly dog. maybe an immature one. but not sly. sorry bud
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:34pm
this is going on the site regardless fuck yeah
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Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:35pm Report
dumbless site ive ever seen
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:36pm
alright i am DONE WITH THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:37pm Report
thankgod
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:38pm
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ADDED ME
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:39pm Report
IM KIDDING CHILL THE FUCK OUT
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:40pm
i am so god damn confused, and i am chill. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL IF YOU WERE NOT AWARE, BUT I WAS BECAUSE I AM A SLY FUCKING DOG
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:40pm Report
GO SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:45pm
really. just stop.
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:46pm Report
i'd love to
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:47pm
I MEANT THE STUPID SHIT LIKE SHAVING MY GRANDMOTHER, SLY FUCKING DOGS DON'T HAVE GRANDMOTHERS. WHAT WE ARE DISCUSSING IS SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT, BUT I CAN'T DISCUSS IT WITH A STRAIGHT FORWARD DOG, ARE YOU A STRAIGHT FORWARD DOG OR A SLY FUCKING DOG?
Sylvia Weiss December 15 at 10:49pm Report
i'm whatever you're not hopefully
Ambassador SlyFdog December 15 at 10:51pm
i am the ambassador sly fucking dog so you can not possibly be that but you can still be a sly fucking dog.
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