Yooooo my sly dogs.

Greetings traveler. haha just kidding whats up my sly fucking dogs, meet our new memeber:

You: wazzzzuppp my sly dog

Stranger: not much homie

You: you a sly fucking dog?

Stranger: not so much

You: not so much?

You: i think you're pretty fucking sly, and a dog

You: that'd make a sly fucking dog

Stranger: nah, i'm human and pretty average at that

You: i dont know

You: you're slyness is off the chains bro

You: can i ask you question?

Stranger: sure

You: if you were a dog, are you fucking sly?

Stranger: nope, though i feel like you would pretend to be one

You: me? pretend?

You: nah man im a fucking sly dog

You: you're a sly fucking dog

You: and you're proud

Stranger: not really

You: admit it

You: you can't prove you're not

Stranger: you wouldnt even believe me if i tried

You: go for it

You: i respect all my fellow sly fucking dogs

Stranger: but i'm not one, i'm just a second year university student trying to not run out of money so i can pay my rent and tuition

You: that sir, would make you a sly fucking dog

You: one of the upper rank must i add.

Stranger: also, i'm not a sir. and no, i'm not. i'm only in university on scholarships and government aid

You: all my sly dogs are fucking sirs

You: you sir, are a sly fucking dog

You: and i can prove it

Stranger: oh really?

You: yeah

You: You're sly, you're fucking, and you're a dog. You know what that makes you?

You: A SLY FUCKING DOG BRO.